Thursday, July 13, 2006
The Women's Dictionary (For the Men)

"Fine" A woman uses this word at the end of any argument where she believes she's in the right but needs him to shut up. A man should never use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This may cause an argument that ends with the woman saying "Fine".

"Five minutes" This is about half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes a football game is going to last before a man says he'll take out the garbage.

"Nothing" This means something. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has when she feels like choking a man. "Nothing" often signifies the start of an argument that will last "Five minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Loud sigh This means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

"Thanks a lot" A woman will say this when she is really cheesed off with you. It signifies you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "loud sigh". Don't ask what's wrong after the "loud sigh", as she will say, "Nothing".

My goodness, that is so true!

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There's something to be happy and sad about. Happy news is that I've finished my ECSA and FI&M reports today when the deadline is tomorrow. Unbelievable, I know. Sad news is that there are ECSA presentations and CMSK draft to prepare. I swear these projects keep piling up; it never ends!

Anyway, it's so fun walking and chilling around. Though it's not a very exciting place, a little break from work is always nice. Gee, we should do that more often! :p

With love at 10:25 PM,
Joan


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