Sunday, July 23, 2006
A seventy-year-old couple has always been in great health because of the woman's insistence on healthy food and exercise. One day, they both die in a car crash. At the pearly gates, St. Peter introduces them to their new life in Heaven.

He shows them to a fabulous mansion. "But how much will this cost?" asks the man. "It's nothing," replies St. Peter. "It's free. This is Heaven."

Then he shows them the wonderful golf course to the back of the mansion. "But how much does it cost to join?" asks the man. "It's nothing," replies St. Peter. "It's free. This is Heaven."

Finally, he takes them through to the restaurant attached and shows them the menu, full of the richest, most delicious dishes, all with heavy cream sauces. "But we only eat low-fat, low-salt, non-dairy, low-cholesterol meals," says the man. "Don't worry," says St. Peter. "This is Heaven. There are no calories in Heaven. You can eat as much as you like and still stay trim and healthy."

At that, the man screams and turns to his wife. "You absolute bitch!" he shrieks at her. "If you hadn't insisted on us eating all that health food and taking exercise, we could have been here ten years earlier!"

Taken off from Why Men Don't Have A Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes

With love at 5:00 PM,
Joan


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